LOL Quotes - Accessory Book

some days I amaze myself other days I put my keys in the fridge, I don’t mean to brag but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutes, date night, surround yourself with tacos not negativity, I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited, movie night, kick today’s butt, gold foil I have no idea what I’m doing, gold foil calories don’t count on the weekend, gold foil donut, gold foil today I will put on my positive pants, gold foil get it girl, gold foil making it up as I go, gold foil I didn’t see anyone today so I’m wearing this again tomorrow, omg, ha, yes, yep, win, ugh, fail, meh, how bout no, I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance, can not adult today, my brain has too many tabs open, you’re doing amazing sweetie, why be moody when you can shake your booty, punch today in the face, as long as everything is exactly the way I want it I can be totally flexible, Sunday should come with a pause button, don’t forget, important, must do, today, scallop page décor, gold foil don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping, gold foil maybe wine will help, gold foil asterisk, gold foil fun day, gold foil functional box, I’m sorry for the things I said when it was winter, maybe tomorrow, I’ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap, I came I saw I left early, not gonna happen, laundry today or naked tomorrow, I would like to confirm that I do not care, star, OK fine, meh washi strip, blah washi strip, ugh washi strip, relaxing today adulting tomorrow, waiting for the weekend, ain’t nobody got time for that, if cauliflower can somehow become pizza you can do anything, sleep all day, skip today, asterisk, adulted like a boss, I made a huge to do list for today I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it, it’s the weekend I shall celebrate by staying home, I just want to spend the rest of my life laughing, I just want to lie in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread, the first five days after the weekend are the hardest, lol nope, need a nap, weekend plans move just enough so people know I’m still alive, of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advice, my favorite childhood memory is not paying bills, gold foil lol, gold foil night in, gold foil appt, gold foil me time, gold foil PJs all day, gold foil pizza night, gold foil taco night, gold foil wine time, gold foil girls night, pizza night, taco night, killed it, 3 day weekend, retail therapy, donut, wine time, I think it’s nap o’clock, if you made it through middle school you can make it through this, I can’t even, did my best, lazy weekend, sassy but classy, naptime, heck yeah, hold on I’ve got to overthink about it, omg, being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, date night, reminder, today, I was born to be wild but only til 9pm or so, running on caffeine and dry shampoo, hot mess, heart, did my best, vacation plans, no way, good try, girl you so fly, skip today, what’s for dinner, both of us can’t look good at the same time it’s either me or the house, you totally got this, today has been canceled, yaas, it’s the weekend I shall celebrate by staying home, now is the time to be nice to friends with a pool, another fine day ruined by responsibility, I miss complaining about it being too hot, gold foil if you hang out with me for too long I’ll brainwash you into believing in yourself and knowing you can achieve anything, gold foil ice cream is a totally acceptable meal at this point, gold foil Friday is only four days away, gold foil nope, gold foil really, gold foil yaas, gold foil it’s OK, gold foil head says gym heart says donuts, gold foil party on, gold foil don’t worry if plan A fails there are 25 other letters in the alphabet, gold foil not today, gold foil vacay mode, get it girl, I’m gonna need you to be strong today I whisper to my coffee, woo, if we’re not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge, vacation, bur first coffee, hello weekend, life is too short for non-wow projects, TGIF, it's better to be happy in leggings than sad in jeans, I didn’t see anyone today so I’m wearing this again tomorrow, it’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them, whip it good, maybe wine will help