Sassy Plans

Rose gold foil but first coffee, coffee, coffee and sarcasm, rose gold foil oh heck no, rose gold foil we have a strategic plan it’s called doing things, herb kelleher, rose gold foil not today, rose gold foil no way, rose gold foil maybe tomorrow, rose gold foil good try, rose gold foil bite me, donut, rose gold foil punch today in the face, rose gold foil sassy happy planner, rose gold foil they say the best things take time that’s why i’m always late, rose gold foil whoops it happened again, rose gold foil nope, good try, i’m so excited i just wet my plants, girls just wanna have funds, nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only tuesday, another fine day ruined by productivity, i love naps movies and long walks to the kitchen, fun day, whoops it happened again, maybe if we all sit extremely still monday won’t be able to see us, today has been canceled, friday is my second favorite f word, lemon, i got 99 bobby pins and i can’t find a single one, bobby pin, i don’t know how to act my age, i’ve never been this age before, silver foil just leaf me alone, silver foil ugh, silver foil I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday, silver foil that’s enough todaying for today, silver foil don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping, silver foil maybe wine will help, I can be totally flexible, can’t touch this, cactus, hot mess, I already need to take a nap tomorrow, everything whale be alright, whale, pretending to be a mature adult is so freaking exhausting, I would like to confirm that I do not care, inhale exhale, relaxing today adulting tomorrow, can not adult today, etc end of thinking capacity, favorite childhood memory not paying bills, don’t grow up it’s a trap, cleverly disguised as an adult, live life with a little spice, my bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I forgot to do, need a nap, hold on I’ve got to overthink about it, my life (glasses/books), nope not today, put on your big girl pants, if there aren’t palm trees I’m not going, palm trees, majestic as flock, flamingo, being an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, thank goodness I don’t have to hunt for my food I don’t even know where tacos live, tacos, classy but I cuss just a little, single married it’s complicated divorced tacos, blah blah blah, I dusted once and it all came back I’m not falling for that again, did you say exercise or extra fries, fries, no fox given, fox, funday every day, the first five days after the weekend are the hardest, beach please, thumbs up, thumbs down, 90% coffee 10% dry shampoo, born to be wild but only till 9 pm, heck yeah, canceled, I heart the weekend, rose gold foil I just can’t even, I just can’t even, rose gold foil that’s enough todaying for today, rose gold foil did my best, rose gold foil kicked butt today, rose gold foil ask me if I give a #%*!, rose gold foil did my best, rose gold foil today has been canceled, rose gold foil no #?%*! given, rose gold foil I kicked today’s butt, rose gold foil punch today in the face, that’s enough todaying for today, today has been canceled, did my best, kicked butt today, ask me if I give a #%*!, no #?%*! given, I kicked today’s butt, punch today in the face, girl, you so fly, chill, winning, ha ha ha no, life is so good, well done, killed it, did my best, yaaas, crushed it, omg, yes, yep, lol no, win, ha, so not cool, not cool, not gonna happen, !@&#*$*%*!@$$@#*, is it Friday yet, canceled, swearing helps I swear, heck no, do-over, ugh, fail, meh, nope, double box rose gold foil note to self, double box rose gold foil winning, double box rose gold foil oops, rose gold foil sorry not sorry, rose gold foil just move on, rose gold foil pjs all day, rose gold foil totally ignored my phone, rose gold foil bought more stickers, rose gold foil waitin for the weekend, rose gold foil retail therapy, rose gold foil got nothing done, rose gold foil order takeout, double box note to self, double box winning, double box oops, how bout nope, hot mess, messy bun havin fun, sleep in again, not today, what the heck, broke again, not feelin it, movies all day, sleep all day, planner supply shopping, can’t adult today, time for wine, let the stress begin, sorry not sorry, just move on, pjs all day, totally ignored my phone, bought more stickers, waitin for the weekend, retail therapy, got nothing done, order takeout, checklists, paid the bills, woke up on time, did what I wanted, lazy day, called my mom, gave a #%*!, sick day, adulted like a boss, did one of the things, held my tongue, got #%*! done, sticker shopping, didn’t swear today, silver foil not happening, silver foil oops, silver foil too lazy, silver foil I forgot, silver foil sorry not sorry, silver foil rain check, silver foil naptime, silver foil is it Friday, silver foil lol nope, silver foil late again, silver foil no freaking way, silver foil whatever, silver foil nope, silver foil cancel, silver foil later, silver foil can’t, silver foil naptime, silver foil ugh, eraser do-over, eraser oopsie, eraser oops, eraser fail, eraser, silver foil idk, silver foil lol bye, silver foil not today, silver foil meh, silver foil nope, silver foil ?#@*&%!, silver foil functional box, frowny face, today has been canceled, ain’t nobody got time for that, work schedule coffee blah blah blah drive home wine, blah, wine plus dinner equals winner, laundry today or naked tomorrow, I can do anything with a little profanity and sarcasm, blah blah blah, cactus, succulent, rose gold I’m a succa for puns, rose gold today has been canceled, rose gold patience what you have when there are too many witnesses, my brain is giving me the silent treatment today, rose gold frowny face, rose gold why be moody when you can shake your booty, cassette, tape, rose gold don’t give up on your dreams keep sleeping, rose gold coffee o’clock, rose gold I like to have my cake and eat it too, rose gold heck yeah, rose gold lol no, the only circle of trust you should have is a donut, I’m glad it’s the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the stuff I should be doing, warning chocolate makes your clothes shrink, chocolate, life is too short for fake butter cheese or people, a balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand, ice cream, punch today in the face, today has been canceled, sarcasm is my superpower, when you want a glass of wine but you realize it’s not even noon and you’re still at work, be the unicorn you’ve always wanted to be, bye Felicia, whoops it happened again, maybe wine will help, all aboard the struggle bus, lips, as if, put on your big girl pants, floral, pretty sure I seized the wrong day, watch out world today I’m adulting, my brain is giving me the silent treatment today, silver foil award ribbons, award ribbons, kicked butt today award ribbon, good try award ribbon, heck yeah award ribbon, adulted like a boss award ribbon, gave a #%*! award ribbon, bought more stickers award ribbon, I put my big girl pants on award ribbon, did my best award ribbon